Tonight on 19 Kids and Counting: Duggar Daughter Dates
Jill and Derrick go on a hike and picnic, while Jessa and Ben have a date at a shooting range, but both outings are chaperoned, respectively, by James and Jason.
Chaperoned?
The parents have nineteen kids.....what are they worried about, the girls getting pregnant?
I did a little research this morning.
Jill Duggar, 23, married Derick Dillard June 21 in
Jessa Duggar, 21, is engaged to Ben Seewald. They are to be married November, 1, 2014. I expect we'll hear she is pregnant by International Skeptics Day January 13th.
I had a lot more information to share with you all but I just can't stomach it. So if you want some back story, check out Wikipedia.
By the way, the chaperons James and Jason are both around thirteen.
Scientists just reported record high carbon dioxide levels in our atmosphere.
Duggar family; thank you for taking up more than your fair share of the planet.
A popular porn star said sparks flew out from a sex toy she was using in at a California video shoot, burning her hands and nearly scorching her genitals.
Missy Martinez said she was using a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, one of the world's best-selling sex toys, during a scene when the handle started to heat up and sparks began firing off from where the device connects to its cord.
The porn star said she has written a letter to Hitachi demanding an investigation into the alleged defect.
From the manufactures web site:
Safety is our first and most important core value because we take your safety seriously and will do whatever it takes to make sure you use this device in good health. Please ask us if you want to know how to use this device safely.
I often nominate stupid, idiotic or just pain foolish people for Mensa membership but never have I preselected an entire group. I now submit for inclusion anyone who needs to know how to use a vibrator safely.
A Wisconsin man whose back injury led to a condition giving him 100 orgasms a day said the near-constant arousal has ruined his life.
Dale Decker, 37, said he has suffered a condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome since he slipped a disc in his back and discovered he had five orgasms during the drive to the hospital.
Decker said he has since experienced up to 100 orgasms per day, and the condition is less pleasant than it sounds.
"When you're on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye and then you have nine orgasms right there, it makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live," Decker said.
"There's nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good -- you're completely disgusted by what's going on."
He said doctors have thus far been unable to help him.
Dr. Dena Harris, a New York gynecologist who has worked with several women suffering from PGAS, said it sounds like Decker is in serious need of medical attention.
"Being aroused can be a wonderful thing, but this is not like arousal, it's not even sexual."
"It's clear Dale is really suffering and I'm sure there are some people who will say that this is just in his head," she said. "But it's not -- it's a serious medical condition and I just hope he gets the help he so desperately needs."
A Florida woman who spent $20,000 to have a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest said she wanted to be "unattractive" to men and land her own TV show.
Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa, said more than 50 doctors turned her down before she was able to find a surgeon willing to implant the third breast in the center of her chest -- a style reminiscent of 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger film "Total Recall."
Tridevil said she is hoping to land a TV show deal with MTV.
"I'm dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn't work, I'm through," she said.
The aspiring TV star said her third breast feels the same as the other two, except for the tattooed-on nipple.
Tridevil said her parents and sister have stopped talking to her since the surgery.
A Shanghai man is offering to rent out his girlfriend to raise funds to buy an iPhone 6.
The man posted a sign on which he wrote he is "sharing" his girlfriend, Xiao Ai, for "pocket money" amounting to about $1.64 per hour, $8.19 for the day or $82 for the month.
The sign specifies that "no funny business" would take place between his girlfriend and interested parties, specifying that the "sharing" will be limited to studying, eating, playing games and going on "three person dates" with his girlfriend while he acts as chaperon.
"If you are interested, connect to personal hotspot 'wifi sharing master' to check her out," he said, referring to photos of his girlfriend, who he noted was a willing participant.
The man is reportedly trying to raise money to buy an iPhone 6, which came out in multiple locations around the world Friday, but may not be released in China until next year.
A Japanese video game company is allowing Tokyo Game Show attendees to demo its latest game by sticking their heads into a pair of giant breasts.
The D3 Publisher booth at the Tokyo expo is giving convention-goers a sneak peak at its latest game, "Oneechanbara Z2," by having the players insert their heads into the breasts of a giant poster featuring game protagonist Aya.
The poster also features holes just below the breasts for players to insert their hands and control the game, the HardcoreGamer blog reported.
Next time just try the little blue pill.
A Malaysian man who implanted 10 metal ball bearings in his penis to bolster his sexual abilities had to have the balls surgically removed when they started to rust.
The man, identified as Ramli, 44, implanted the balls himself after a friend told him he had successfully used the method to increase his sexual stamina.
"My private part swelled up for three days but I endured the pain and didn't see a doctor," Ramli said of his self-surgery.
He said the wound healed and he found the method was effective in helping him satisfy his sexual partners, but a few months later he discovered he was unable to get an erection.
Ramli said a doctor recommended he have the metal balls removed or risk irreversible impotence. He said the balls were removed surgically and he discovered the trouble had come from them rusting inside his body.
Ah.....the things we do for love, er....sex.....and fame.
I know it's not me....the world is getting curiouser and curiouser.
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