Snopes.com says a woman who claims to have had a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest is a fraud.
The website said Jasmine Tridevil is likely Alicia Hessler a woman whose "Alicia's Golden Touch" massage website dubbed her as a "Provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014" and "Specialist in massage for three breasted women."
Snopes also said plastic surgeons indicated the procedure would take several months to complete, and photos of Hessler from December 2013 show no sign of having the procedure done.
Hessler filed a police report earlier in September alleging her luggage had been stolen at Tampa International Airport, and the list of stolen items included a "three breast prosthesis."
When males have three hands one of them will figure out a way to make this happen.
And I call myself a nurse......or an ex-nurse. My anatomy instructor would not be very happy with me.
A Danish burger restaurant famous for scantily-clad waitresses said it will become the country's first combination restaurant and sex shop.
Mathias Kaer, owner of the Hot Buns burger restaurant in Copenhagen, said the eatery will start operating a late-night carryout service dubbed Hot Buns After Dark that will offer hamburgers alongside sex toys.
Kaer said Hot Buns After Dark will allow customers to purchase burgers and fries in the same location as items including dildos, whips, chains and penis rings.
"On Friday and Saturday nights there are only two things most people want: sex and food. We're combining them both," Kaer said.
The owner said the first 10 male customers Thursday at Hot Buns After Dark will receive free penis rings while the first 10 women will receive free vibrators.
I've never thought about wearing a penis ring. I'm not comfortable with rings on my fingers.
A British grandmother said a stroke she suffered earlier this year turned her language from completely clean to sailor-level filthy.
Pat Preston, 65, of Whickham, England, said she used to be able to "control my upset," but since suffering a stroke in January she "just can't help it."
"I can swear during conversations and a couple of weeks ago my grandchildren were playing up and I called them 'little bitches."
"My husband gets annoyed because he's a retired teacher and gets horrified sometimes at what I say. But then again, he is an uptight asshole. I can get a little nervous too about what language I might use," the grandmother said.
Preston said she has started using a "swear box" she requires herself to pay money into when she lets loose with profanity.
"I have to accept what has happened and move forward the best that I can as you only get one life. I am about 75 percent back to what I was like before the stroke. I feel very lucky that I can carry on with my life as I am and you have got to see the funny side of things or it would get you down," she said.
A new startup in Los Angeles is delivering marijuana-infused pizzas to medical marijuana patients. Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizzas makes personal pizzas, about six inches in diameter, that contain 250 mg of THC, according to the Los Angeles Times.
You must have a valid medical marijuana card to get the pizza, but if you do, you can get the marijuana pizza delivered right to your door. Aside from delivery, they're also baking pizzas for over 20 marijuana dispensaries around Los Angeles. The company claims it is the "strongest medicated pizza" that you can find in the world. The company that makes the pizzas also makes an assortment of other marijuana-infused baked goods.
Portland police proved they are dedicated to community service when they delivered a pizza after the Pizza Hut delivery man was injured in a car accident.
Steve Huckins was comically surprised when he opened the door to Officers Filbert and Curtiss holding a Hawaiian pizza. After asking how the driver was, he asked the officers for a photograph to prove his story.
The Portland Police Department posted the photo to its Twitter account and it has since gone viral.
Peyton Manning thinks he knows why the pizza business in Colorado is booming.
The Denver Broncos quarterback, who owns more than a dozen
Papa John’s Pizza franchises in Colorado ,
told Sports Illustrated’s Peter King that "recent law
changes" have been good for the pie business.
“Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due
to some recent law changes,” said Manning. “So when you come to a different
place, you’ve kind of got to learn everything that comes with it.”
While he didn't refer directly to Colorado Amendment 64 that
legalizes recreational marijuana, Manning did purchase 21 Papa John's locations
in Colorado
She said. "Old Baptist farmers."
He heard. Old bastard farmers.
...about the new sports season
She said. "It's football season so it's time to pick your teams."
He heard. It's football season so it's time to pick your teeth.
...while waiting for a parking spot
She said. "He is getting out of the car."
He heard. He is smoking a cigar.
...discussing a meal
She said. "I think I'm going to have soup and stuff."
He heard. I think I'm going to have stupid stuff.
...a visit to Juneau, Alaska.
She said. "Remember we'd walked to the wharf and gotten fudge."
He heard. Remember we'd walked to the wharf and got in fights.
...while driving
She said. "Watch out for that little girl."
He heard. Watch out for that squirrel.
I'm going out to get a flu shot, a hair cut and some pizza.
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