Two Pipes, Two Cracks, One Rock, a Penis, Six Fingers and more.

The rapper Bow Wow was ordered to pay Celine Tran, a French porn star, $80,000 for using clips of her performing on a pole (not someone from Poland, a regular pole, like firemen use) during a music video of his. She said, "No one can make money off me, but me.".....except she said it in French.

Bow was recently ordered to pay $11,000 in back child support and a future amount of $3,000 per month. He claimed a $48,000 per year income when asking for a reduction. He said, "No one can make money off me, but me"....He said it in English, it only sounded like French.

I posted that March 19, 2013 and now a legendary name will soon fade into memory.

Bow.....who started his career as Lil' (short for little) Bow Wow then became just plain Bow Wow has announced that he has decided to drop the stage name and answer strictly to his legal name, Shad Moss.

The name change will go into effect after the BET Awards on June 29 because (according to his agent) nobody at the show would know who Shad Moss is. 

And the cow goes Moo!

Today is National Catfish Day.

The holiday dates back to June 25, 1987, when U.S. President Ronald Regan opened a presidential address by speaking about the culinary pleasures of eating catfish, and farmed catfish in particular. The President then went on to explain how catfish farming was creating both a stable income for farmers and an affordable food source for Americans.

To say the catfish topic was a surprise is an understatement. The speech was slated to explain his new budget proposal, the first trillion dollar amount in history. Later the 76-year-old president said, "People are getting tired of all this money talk. It's hard to fathom a trillion dollars but catfish, now that's good eating."

A Tennessee woman has been banned from the Memphis Zoo for hopping a barrier and entering the enclosure that holds the lions to feed them cookies. She had an assortment of Nutter Butters, Fig Newtons and Animal Crackers with the cats removed.

Zoo patrons called the zoo's hotline number after seeing the woman jump the barrier and hearing her singing to the lions. When the woman was over the barrier, the only thing separating her from the lions was some wire.

"She was singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight and saying how much she missed them. She was calling one of them Aslan another Alex and a third Leo. It was bizarre," witness Michelle Beastly said. "I've never seen (or heard) someone singing to a lion. It was really loud."

This was the woman's second incident in recent weeks.

"Last week she was noticed by our security staff throwing wool knit hats and booties into the lion exhibit; at that time she was asked to leave the zoo," Memphis Zoo spokeswoman Abbey Lane said. "She was asked to leave the zoo permanently. She will not be granted access to the zoo anymore."

"Have I made myself clear? She is not welcome here."

The woman's photo has been issued to zoo employees in case she attempts to come back in the future.

Members of a Brazilian family are hoping their national team will be able to win the World Cup and secure the title for Brazil for the sixth time.

If the Brazilian squad does win the 2014 World Cup, 14 members of the Da Silva family will be able to count the number of titles that Brazil has won on one hand because they all have six fingers.

In addition to having an extra finger on each hand, members of the Da Silva family were also born with two additional toes because of a genetic condition called polydactyly.

The men in the family have opted to keep their extra toes, although some of the women have gotten them removed so they can fit into shoes more easily.

The head of the family Michael Garcia Cardoza Da Silva said originally this was all in fun but now extra security measures have been taken. "The day after our story was published we started getting phone calls from a man named Inigo Montoya. He was threatening murder and we are concerned."

A Florida man is in trouble after he was caught with crack stuck in his crack.

Henry Cerge was stopped by a deputy who noticed the window tints on the 37-year-old's Mercury were illegal.

Cerge initially identified himself as "Kevin Holloway" and then admitted that he was lying because his license was "no good." The deputy then determined that Cerge had a warrant out for probation violation.

A search of the car revealed a soda can that was being used as a crack pipe. The suspect told police the pipe "was his wife's." "It's hers, I don't drink Diet Mountain Dew."

After being informed that he would be X-rayed at jail, Cerge admitted he had "a baggie in his butt crack that contained drugs."

The baggie was extracted and he was arrested on charges including probation violation, possession of cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, giving a false name while detained, driving while license habitually suspended and using a sandwich bag for other than its intended purpose.

A Chinese man who got his penis stuck in an air-conditioning pipe waited two days before seeking medical attention because he was embarrassed.

Lian Tien told doctors that he slipped and got himself stuck in the pipe while painting in the nude.

The 61-year-old "did not think people would believe him" and only went to the hospital after he experienced swelling and developed a fever.

"I thought that no one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it got stuck. I cut it from the wall (the pipe) and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down. I went to sleep thinking if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried I would get a terrible infection.

Tien had no logical explanation for how he slipped and managed to wedge his penis in the pipe or how he was able to reach a saw. "That's what I was afraid of, he said. I knew no one would believe it was a freak accident. Honestly, it was. I had sex with a hot water pipe several years ago and trust me, once is enough."

Doctors were unable to treat Tien so they called in the fire brigade. It took firefighters four hours to remove the pipe from around Tien's genitals. "We could have been quicker but he begged us not to use the Jaws of Life."