Monday, June 17, 2013

Monday Blues? These Should Make You Feel Better.

I no longer think about how fast time is moving. If I do it's already the next day. 

I had a very nice week end. Wanda did yard work, I supervised. Wanda washed and folded laundry, I put my t shirts, socks, and underpants away. Wanda swept the garage floor, I held the dust pan. I always turn my face away from the dirt. Sometimes she gets aggressive with the push broom. I wish I knew why.

When it comes to 'special' days, we don't stand on ceremony. Cards and gift money is much better spent elsewhere. The Animal Rescue Foundation, the Humane Society, or the Red Cross are always in need. I was very pleased to get Happy Fathers Day phone calls from both Jennifer and Rebecca. 

Next year I would like a Prius.

Say these 5 MAGIC words to your local bank teller & you could walk away with a handful of silver. I almost got suckered into watching a thirty minute video that would, eventually, tell me to buy a book.

This Is A Stick Up.

There's nothing like brotherly love or where's my freaking lunch?

Authorities say two Florida brothers got into a tussle over missing macaroni and cheese that ended with one stabbing the other in the stomach.
Voltuna County Sheriff’s deputies say while looking for the mac and cheese 47-year-old Edward Zipp spilled a beer belonging to his 49-year-old brother Randy. That set off an argument that led to the older brother stabbing the younger one.
Randy told deputies he didn’t mean to hurt his brother. "I just poked him a little. How was I supposed to know he just sharpened the darn thing. And besides, it was a pretty small knife. I think it's called a pearing knife. You know, it's used to cut pears."
Randy is currently in County Jail. He faces an aggravated battery charge.
The mac and cheese is still missing but is expected to turn up in a few days.
What do you call two hundred lawyers in the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
The name of the town is LIBERTY.
Liberty, N.Y. A 22-year-old man who wrote obscenities and "Tyranny" on his speeding ticket payment form claims in a federal lawsuit that his free speech rights were violated when he was arrested.
Clyde Barboza had replaced the word “Liberty” with “Tyranny” and added an obscenity-laced insult on the payment form accompanying an August 2012 ticket.
The lawsuit filed by the New York Civil Liberties Union says the Fairfield County man was ordered to town court, where he was handcuffed and arrested for aggravated harassment. He posted $200 bail that day. The charge was dismissed in March.
The NYCLU argues that offensive language is protected speech.
When asked to comment one officer said, "When we can think of something to say that won't be a waste of our time and resources, we'll let you know."
"You win some you lose some," says the Bolivia bound psychic.
A judge has awarded nearly $7 million to a Southeast Texas couple who sued a self-described psychic over her bogus 2011 tip of mass graves on their land.
The psychic, Presley (don't call me Elvis) Gridman failed to show up to respond to the defamation lawsuit filed by Joe Bannerman and Gena Carl.
A judge ruled Gridman gave false information to local law officers claiming dozens of bodies were buried at a home. Nothing was found in an extensive search.
An attorney for the couple says the next step will be pursuing whether the $6.8 million verdict will be collectible.
This guys been watching too much television.
Pennsylvania police say a man threatened to kill a woman's horse if she didn't have sex with him.
Already facing gun theft and burglary charges from an earlier incident 18-year-old Xavier Papo Liciaga-DeJesus plans to plead guilty. His lawyer says he's unsure what motivated his client's actions.
Court records indicate the gun theft was reported in early April, and cash and other items were taken from the same property several weeks later.
In late May, police say, a woman who lives there found a note on her vehicle telling her to "come naked to the orange truck ... or your horse will die."
Police say Liciaga-DeJesus confessed.
I don't have a clue as to what I could add to this.

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