I get twenty to twenty five e mails a day. Of these, maybe three are important enough to at least read. I subscribe to several cruise and travel related sites and get new offers daily. This morning I got a tad excited about one of them.
Big Drop In San Francisco Air Fares.......it read. I have been thinking of some way to get out of Wanda's hair for a spell. She and I have been kicking around the possibility of me going to Michigan for a week or ten days. This great new offer seemed promising, that is, until I opened the e mail.
47% Drop in air fare.....San Francisco to Ahmedabad. I have no idea, nor do I really care where this is. It looks like Ah me da bad mistake going to this place. At least once a week I think about unsubscribing from the majority of my travel places. I don't because I'm afraid I'll miss something. One of these days I may see a deal that will get me where I want to go. For now, I'll pass on Ahmedabad.
After yesterday I thought I'd look for fun news for the blog today. Fun and interesting is a very tall order these days. I was able to find a couple of items.
In sticking with the ever popular penis news, a 27 year old guy in Arizona shot himself in the penis and left thigh. According to the story he was putting his girlfriends gun in the waistband of his pants when it went off........This is a fine example of Darwinism at work.
A recent study confirms our mothers were right when they told us to chew our food. The more you chew the less you are likely to eat.
Along the food line.....eating dark chocolate may improve eyesight.....and chocolate covered carrots or chocolate flavored carrot juice will do wonders.
Just when you think you have heard it all.......
Police in Washington state said a suspect used his genitals as a puppet while standing over an air conditioner intake at an apartment complex.
The police report of the incident said the 44 year old suspect was arrested after residents called police and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet."
Police said he was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached.
Kermit the Frog had no comment.
A deaf man has filed a complaint alleging a nudist organization in upstate New York violated federal law by refusing to provide him with a sign-language interpreter at an annual festival.
A complaint filed with the U.S. Justice Department that the nudist park violated the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) by repeatedly refusing his requests for an interpreter so he could attend workshops during the week-long festival.
"I am fed up with being turned away every time I try to do something, by idiots who somehow feel the ADA does not apply to them," the man said.
..........the nudist parks representative said they are aware of the ADA and always, when possible, try to comply and provide for the disabled. "Heck, we have several blind members and they have never complained about feeling people for the braille."
So, I guess it is possible to stay away from the crap and depressing news of the day. Read my blog and watch movies and sports on TV. Read a book or play on line Scrabble. Or, you can learn how to do sign language......there's a place in New York that may be looking for help.
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