Another Monday

Hi.....it is I. Steve the Cat and I am leaning against Chuck. I'm not sure why I am near him. I don't like him very much. He never takes me outside or plays with me like my Momma does but he said he would take my picture. I think he could use a better underarm deodorant.

I hope you all had a good week end.

I did.

Chuck and my Mom went out Thursday evening and again on Sunday which meant me and Sparky had the house to ourselves and that is always fun. I will not tell you what we get up to because he just might install a web cam and that would take away the fun.

I will tell you that one of these days I fully expect Sparky will groom me.

And the interloper Boots is still hanging around the back yard.

I know now that he is a he. Yesterday I saw him pee on the tire of the car across the street. He was not lady-like if you know what I mean.

They went to see the Minion movie which was a perfect choice for him.

The Minions do not speak English and he can't hear dialog anyway.

Matter of fact, he can't hear much or he doesn't listen. He says, "What?" a lot.

I watched Chuck Swiffer the floor this morning. I wish he would not do that. I took a lot of time putting the small play items (I like to bat things around with my front feet and then chase them) where I want them and then he pushes them around.

Now he is going outside 'do some gardening' and scare the birds. I saw him getting tools and putting on his gloves.

Sparky and I are sitting in the garage.

Until next time, I'm Steve the Cat.

I eat, I sleep, I poop in a box.