Too Tired to Think About Father's Day Right Now

I don't expect I will get a Father's Day gift from Steve the Cat or Sparky, nor do I want anything. 

You may remember they wanted to give me something personal for my birthday and they both peed on my pants. 

I was sleeping so not wearing them but their impeccable timing left little doubt as to what they did when I put them on.

I have mixed emotions about Sunday.

I don't want the girls spending money on me. 

They can't afford the things I would like. 

I remember as a kid having to get a gift for Irving. 

A tie, or a cheap box of cigars (the kind he smoked) or the best gift of all, an imitation gold trophy of a semi-naked Greek like athlete holding a reef of laurel with the inscription "World's Greatest Dad." 

Ha, I don't think Irving was really my Dad.

Thinking I might be able to give my kids some gift ideas I went through several web sites and found a lot of BBQ, beer and whiskey ideas.  I saw one book of titled, "Meat: Everything You Need To Know" but since I rarely (ha, ha get it? rarely) eat the stuff and do not have a BBQ it would not be helpful.

I did spot this.

For the Dapper Dad
The world’s best underwear for the world’s best dad. MeUndies makes their line of underwear from a special blend of Lenzing modal (known for being super soft and ecological) and original prints to boot. As an online-only service, they’re able to keep costs low unlike other premium underwear brands. They also deliver straight to your door, free of shipping charges within the U.S. and Canada. Cheers to dad staying funky fresh day in and day out.

I like the idea of being 'funky fresh day in and day out.' I wonder if funky fresh is better than 'just pain fresh.'

In a few years time.

For the Dapper Old Dad
The wold's best underwear for the world's best old dad. MeNoKnowUndies makes their line of underwear from a special blend of absorbent materiel.

If I have any gits coming I thank you.

If I don't, I do not require a Skype, a simple phone call would be more than appreciated.

OK, and I suppose a text if necessary.