If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Paws

What would you look like if you had to clean your hands with your tongue?

You are all probably tired of reading about the house and the construction and the noise. I promise none of us will mention it again.

Now that things are back to normal around here Momma and Chuck decided Sparky and I should go on a diet. 

After over a year of giving us this Wild Buffalo or Blue Buffalo or Blue Mountain Wilderness food, I can't read but it has a cool picture of a big cat on the bag, he decided to read the feeding instructions. 

This is what I heard him say.

"This food is expensive. It costs three times what they used to eat and Steve barfs a lot of it up anyway. It's not like he is skinny, maybe we are overfeeding them?"

So now we are getting 1/2 to 3/4 of a cup of food each day.

And I have to eat at the same time as Sparky or he pigs out on my portion as well as his own.

I ask you, is that fair?

I think they should buy us kitty fitbits and leave us alone.

I'm Steve the Cat.

I eat, I sleep, I poop in a box.