Monday, January 26, 2015

You Still Have Time to Order These Fine Products

The company that produces SkyMall, the in-flight shopping catalog that entices airline travelers with offers for iFetch ball launchers for dogs and mini clap-on alarm clocks, is bracing for a hard financial landing.

SkyMall parent firm Xhibit Corp. (XBTC) and related subsidiaries filed for federal bankruptcy court protection in Phoenix on Friday, citing a funding crisis and seeking a court-supervised sale of their assets.

SkyMall, found in the seat-back pockets on many airline flights, once enjoyed a virtually captive audience of air travelers. No more

"Historically, the SkyMall catalog was the sole in-flight option for potential purchasers of products to review while traveling," Xhibit Chief Financial Officer Scott Wiley wrote in a legal declaration filed with the bankruptcy petition.

"With the increased use of electronic devices on planes, fewer people browsed the SkyMall in-flight catalog," wrote Wiley. "The substantial increase in the number of air carriers which provide Internet access, and the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration's recent decision to allow the use of electronic devices during take-off and landing, resulted in additional competition from e-commerce retailers and additional competition for the attention of passengers, all of which further negatively impacted SkyMall's catalog sales."

There are changes in the air but if you order now these products may still be in stock.

Tablift Hands-Free Tablet Holder $59.95

An entirely new kind of tablet stand. Relax. It's not going to tip over. Tablift allows you to use your tablet handsfree, in the places you want to use it most, like cozying up on the bed, the sofa, or your favorite chair for a great movie. There's no need to use your hands or balance it on your body, so go ahead and dig in to some delicious popcorn without worrying about greasing up your tablet. The tablift is completely adjustable and will hold your tablet in the ideal viewing position (landscape or portrait), even if you are lying completely flat.

Reading Time Clock $79.95

This is the clock that displays the time as a complete sentence. Evoking the relaxed time awareness of yesteryear, when the knowledge of the precise hour, minute, and second wasn't necessary for living well, the clock uses only 23 words to convey the time in five-minute increments. 

It uses 3/4"-high capital letters backlit by a bright LED to tell the time -- 10:55 is shown as "It Is Five Minutes To Eleven" whereas 3:15 displays as "It Is Quarter Past Three."

It can mount to a wall or stand up on a desk. 

Bigfoot Garden Yeti $2,995

Ever wonder where those strange noises in your garden come from?

With alleged sightings the world over this elusive, mythical legend has been captured in a quality designer resin statue and hand-painted for startling realism. With his characteristically big feet, the more than two-foot-tall Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style!

Remote Controlled Tranantulla Spider $29.95

This remote-controlled tarantula creeps across flat, smooth surfaces like an actual arachnid, spinning 360 degrees on command. It has a hairy exterior, similar to the urticating hairs that cover a tarantula's abdomen and serve as defense mechanisms against predators. The spider's eight legs move independently and the eyes light up, allowing you to frighten unsuspecting arachnophobes day or night.

Remote requires two AA batteries and tarantula requires two AAA batteries.

Indoor use only. 

Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Seat $49.99

Great for en-suite bathrooms, guest bathrooms, hotels, retirement homes, assisted living homes and for any toilet visited in the dark. They glow for up to and over 8 hours per charge from any light source.

Now available in both regular round bowl and the new elongated bowl formats in blue or the more traditional green glow. The seats look whitish in day light and tie in with most toilet colors.

The seats are made for residential to light duty commercial toilets and are constructed with high quality, integrally-molded, sanitary bumpers and withstand household cleansers and strong chemicals. 

Self Cleaning Litter Box $359.00

Frequently away from your favorite feline or too tired to scoop? If you don't like to bend over this is perfect for you.

This self cleaning litter box features a patented sifting process that's automatically activated just minutes after the cat leaves the box, transferring waste into a hidden drawer, then refilling with the remaining clean litter.

Drawer is lined with a regular kitchen trash bag for easy removal. Safe and comfortable for your cat.

Choose from beige, black, or gray.

Mounted Squirrel Head $29.95

Perfectly cute and kitschy, this little acorn-hoarder is sculpted in super-realistic resin (no squirrels were harmed in the making of this trophy).

Pierogi Ornament $9.95

This crafted and tastefully decorated ornament is sure to become a family heirloom.



Electronic Bug Zapper $12.95

This patented triple layered electric bug swatter kills/electrocutes all flying insects such as mosquitoes, flies, gnats and spiders on contact. It has safety switch operation and 2 insulation outer layers for your protection. You can take it anywhere you go such as camping, BBQ, beach, and fishing.

The output power is relatively low, constituting no major hazard to humans or pets. It emits no smell and uses no poisonous or harmful material. It's safe for indoor or outdoor use and praised the most effective, convenient and hygienic insect terminator. It leaves no smudge, smear or mess to clean up after. No splats or smears on your clean walls, windows, lighting fixtures, and furniture.

It comes in a set of two so you can practice your backhand or play badminton.

Dogie Rain Coat $39.95 - $49.95

Protect your dog from the harsh weather with this innovative raincoat. The sturdy, detachable hood is designed to protect your dog's head from the rain like an umbrella without obstructing the ears or slipping over the eyes. This fashionable nylon raincoat with warm fleece lining is a classic.

And last but not least, my favorite item of all.
Tortilla Swaddle Blanket & Hat Set $47.99

Soft to the touch and gentle against the skin, the swaddle blanket and matching knot hat are an ideal set for swaddling your baby to look just like a delicious burrito. Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric, the swaddle blanket is breathable to help reduce the risk of overheating, and the generous size makes swaddling easy. Your baby will look deliciously fashionable after following the 4-step "Burrito Roll" recipe, found on the packaging. 

The blanket measures 40 inches round, the hat is sized for newborns (0-3 months). 

Serve with hot sauce or your favorite salsa and enjoy! 

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