Happy Hump Day News

Two men, Colin Zibinski 28, and Daniel Lutich, 27, were found smoking in a Chuck E. Cheese stall by police.

"Both males were observed in the process of smoking heroin. Officers were unable to establish if either subject had attempted to sell narcotics to others at the restaurant fun center."

Zibinski was arrested on suspicion of possession of a narcotic, two drug paraphernalia misdemeanors and for being under the influence of a controlled substance. Lutich was only arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance.

Upon his arrested Zibinski said the two had been "stuck" at a party at the place and it "seemed like a good idea at the time. We had to get away from all the fun and merriment. And the noise, it was terrible."

A South Carolina woman is in jail after she was arrested and charged with shoplifting. She allegedly swiped two pairs of panties from a Dollar Store in Rock Hill. The suspect reportedly put the underwear in her purse and left without paying.

The 34-year-old then fled in a white ice cream truck.

Surveillance video at the Dollar General captured her swiping the undergarments.

A Massachusetts man is facing assault charges for attacking customers at a Whole Foods establishment.

Police were called to the store after Eric Burtolli was allegedly "spraying a white substance" at the store. The mystery substance turned out to be cayenne pepper.

The 59-year-old apparently started going through the store and "randomly throwing large amounts of powdered cayenne pepper at customers," according to an employee.

Before police arrived, another customer confronted the suspect and the two began to fight. Burtolli allegedly punched and kicked the other customer until a Whole Foods employee was able to step in.

Burtolli was arrested for seven counts of assault and battery dangerous weapon (cayenne pepper), one count of assault and battery, and disorderly conduct.

Burtolli will undergo a "psychological evaluation."

Numerous customers were affected by the pepper, but no one needed medical attention.

A first responder said, "Pepper can be a very nasty thing to deal with, all the sneezing and eye watering. Sometimes there's nothing to do but let the effects wear off." Whole Foods supplied boxes of tissue and eye drops.

A Michigan woman who tried to use a shotgun to "make a point" during a family argument ended up shooting herself in the face.

After grabbing the gun, the woman slammed its butt-end onto the floor, causing the gun to go off and fire into her face.

When police responded after receiving reports of a gunshot victim, they found the 51-year-old with a facial wound.

The woman is expected to make a full recovery.

Police will continue to investigate the incident, but no charges have been filed at this time.

Unable to secure reservations at the popular Dos Caminos in New York City Michael and Nicole decided to try Chipotle.

Responding to reports of a public-display-of-affection gone too far, police in Delaware actually did find a couple having sex on the roof of a Chipotle restaurant in Newark.

Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, have been charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering and resisting arrest.

"The female was wearing a black dress that was pulled up," said Cpl. James Spando. There's no word on the man's attire. "Sorry, I wasn't looking at him."

After being asked repeatedly to cease by the arresting officer, the couple reportedly continued their illicit behavior for at least 20 seconds (he was actually timing them) before disengaging.

The two lovers apparently did not go quietly. After being interrupted they ran to Suh's apartment nearby, which has a ladder that accesses the restaurant's roof. 

Officers followed them there and placed them under arrest.

A Connecticut man has been charged with second-degree threatening and disorderly conduct after he allegedly stabbed a watermelon with a butcher knife in a "passive-aggressive" way.

Carmine Cervellino allegedly stabbed the watermelon and left it in the kitchen for a woman to see. The woman thought it was a "menacing gesture" and called police.

After the woman spotted the stabbed melon, Cervillino entered the room and began silently slicing pieces of the punctured fruit.

Officer Keith Koval wrote that the alleged victim thought the 49-year-old was using "passive aggressive" tactics to "intimidate her because he is angry at her."

Earlier this month, the woman alerted police about marijuana and pills that she had found stashed in Cervellino's tool box.

The items were never recovered and Cervillino is not looking at any drug charges.

At 65 I'm feeling pretty darn good about myself right now.

A Washington man with no teeth has been charged with assault and malicious mischief after he allegedly gummed his roommate's arm after she told him she wouldn't clean his ear.

Kenneth Chambers' roommate at the Rancho Villa mobile-home park in Lakewood turned down his ear-cleaning request and he allegedly got so upset that he broke a door off its hinges and went after her wrist with his toothless mouth.

The 52-year-old didn't have his teeth in during the alleged attack, "but still bit down hard enough to hurt" the woman.

Chambers also choked the victim and dumped water on her, causing damage to her hearing aid.

After the victim said she was calling 911, the suspect allegedly threatened to kill her.

Police officers arrested Chambers after a witness confirmed the victim's account of what went down.

A bearded bank robbery suspect was nabbed in Massachusetts after he allegedly attempted to pull off a heist Thursday while dressed as a woman.

According to reports, the suspect attempted to rob the USAlliance Federal Credit Union in Malden while wearing a wig, dress and bright red shoes.

Police are on the look out for a 6'2" bearded man wearing a flower print cotton dress and a pair of size nine red 2" heels.