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The sender (Chase) supplied a link.
I was to disregard the e-mail if I already sent my update. I know why the sender (Chase) is having account information problems.
I DON'T HAVE A CHASE ACCOUNT.
People really fall for this nonsense?
I'm thinking about changing my e-mail to a G-mail account. I'll do that right after I organize my pictures and files, copy and print 620 blog posts and reconfigure all my Facebook friends.
Another e-mail I received yesterday tells me I "never need suffer from boner problems again" and what a coincidence it was.
Last night I watched the first episode of "Masters of Sex" a new Showtime series. In 1957 William Masters, M.D. and Virginia Johnson began their science of human sexuality research. People were incredibly uptight about sex fifty-six-years ago. Their work opened doors (among other things) not only closed, but double locked for years.
If our flight is delayed, there's nothing we can do. There's no reason to get so uptight about it.
I don't know why people are so uptight about sex.
Interesting don't you think? Here it is 2013 and an on-line dictionary equates uptight with sex.
I'm frustrated this morning (no I don't have 'boner' problems). I can't believe I've used boner twice today (now three times) as it's truly a terrible word. But since I seem to be on a roll, here are several alternatives.
Weiner, ding-dong, winky, johnson, willy, dong, and a personal favorite of mine, the one-eyed trouser snake.
Once again I'm frustrated with all the problems created because people just can't seem to do what's best for the majority. Things that come to mind, government spending, affordable heath care and the once again looming BART strike here in the San Francisco Bay Area. It's now close to the end of a two month "cooling off" period and nothings changed. All this is for another day.
We take Visa, Master Card, cash and crack.
Florida: The Volusia County Sheriff's Office said water department employees called deputies Monday morning to report an unidentified customer's envelope had been found to contain a suspicious white substance.
Florida: The Volusia County Sheriff's Office said water department employees called deputies Monday morning to report an unidentified customer's envelope had been found to contain a suspicious white substance.
The building was evacuated while deputies and hazardous materials teams tested the powder, which turned out to be crack cocaine. The investigation into the incident is ongoing.
A California insurance website said its survey of drivers found candy bars, French fries, potato chips and chicken are the best foods to eat while driving.
Insure.com said its online survey of 1,500 licensed drivers at least 25 years of age found the motorists' most preferred foods while behind the wheel were candy bars, fries, potato chips and chicken nuggets.
The website said other foods drivers enjoyed in their vehicles included doughnuts, fresh fruit, hamburgers, breakfast sandwiches, other sandwiches, hot dogs and ice cream cones.
You can't use a cell phone while driving and if one California woman has her way it will soon be against the law to drive and eat.
Cynthia McFadden, a part time yoga instructor and mother of three is gathering signatures in Orange County. "Every day I see people paying more attention to their breakfast than their driving. We have a hands free cell phone law and I think we should do the same for food."
Several major fast food chains are now developing a type of human feeding trough. Herbert Townson the Director of Logistical Development for Burger King said, "We think a stiff cardboard collar with a narrow tray like box in front will work very well. The customer will wear it around the neck. It will attach with a small Velcro joiner. We hope to have this operational sometime next spring."
Soon it may be illegal to do anything other than drive while driving a car. But there will always be people trying to circumvent the law.
A Chicago-area man cautioned his passenger they were being too obvious as they rolled video on a couple apparently having sex while driving along an interstate.
The video was posted briefly on YouTube Monday and features a woman in a minivan sitting on the lap of the driver and bouncing up and down as they traveled along the Eisenhower Expressway, which was not particularly bumpy.
WBBM-AM, Chicago, said at one point the happy male motorist waved at the camera and continued on doing whatever it was he was doing.
Wonder what Masters and Johnson would have to say about this?
A California insurance website said its survey of drivers found candy bars, French fries, potato chips and chicken are the best foods to eat while driving.
Insure.com said its online survey of 1,500 licensed drivers at least 25 years of age found the motorists' most preferred foods while behind the wheel were candy bars, fries, potato chips and chicken nuggets.
The website said other foods drivers enjoyed in their vehicles included doughnuts, fresh fruit, hamburgers, breakfast sandwiches, other sandwiches, hot dogs and ice cream cones.
You can't use a cell phone while driving and if one California woman has her way it will soon be against the law to drive and eat.
Cynthia McFadden, a part time yoga instructor and mother of three is gathering signatures in Orange County. "Every day I see people paying more attention to their breakfast than their driving. We have a hands free cell phone law and I think we should do the same for food."
Several major fast food chains are now developing a type of human feeding trough. Herbert Townson the Director of Logistical Development for Burger King said, "We think a stiff cardboard collar with a narrow tray like box in front will work very well. The customer will wear it around the neck. It will attach with a small Velcro joiner. We hope to have this operational sometime next spring."
Soon it may be illegal to do anything other than drive while driving a car. But there will always be people trying to circumvent the law.
A Chicago-area man cautioned his passenger they were being too obvious as they rolled video on a couple apparently having sex while driving along an interstate.
The video was posted briefly on YouTube Monday and features a woman in a minivan sitting on the lap of the driver and bouncing up and down as they traveled along the Eisenhower Expressway, which was not particularly bumpy.
WBBM-AM, Chicago, said at one point the happy male motorist waved at the camera and continued on doing whatever it was he was doing.
Wonder what Masters and Johnson would have to say about this?
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