A bride to be and best man were pulled out of the Hudson River.
Six people got into a 21 foot speedboat piloted by a man who police suspect was intoxicated. He ran into a barge. He is now charged with vehicular manslaughter and vehicular assault. A mug shot (from a prior arrest) was released Sunday. The two deaths were thrown from the boat. They were not wearing life vests.
This is a terrible story but rather than sorrow I feel anger. We have cognitive ability but make terrible decisions. No doubt, animals with opposable thumbs are the dumbest on earth.
If You Can't Read This.....click here.
Really? If you can't read this click here? This was on an e-mail I received the other day. Do you see a slight problem?
I've reached my e-mail breaking point. Every day I get far more crap than items of worth or importance. My friends, family and several hundred unwanted websites know me as RNCshulak. I've used this moniker since my first AOL mailbox. I thought it was easy and very appropriate, Registered Nurse Chuck Shulak. I'm thinking of switching to to G-mail. Maybe JPshulak@gmail? If I do change I hope people from Namibia will stop asking me for money.
Have you ever heard the expression "Golden Oldie?" How about "If You Wait Long Enough It Will Be Back In Style?" And one more, "W.T.F?"
Over 40 years ago Dave went missing.
The Ceech & Chong "Up In Smoke" tour (with WAR) is coming to San Francisco in August. Tickets are $47-$73. I listened to these guys in 1972. I wonder if they'll have extra loud speakers and motorized scooter parking. By the way, a new movie is said to be in the works. I heard it's about a retirement home revolt.
While talking about the Oakland A's and baseball standings:
She said, "Are they three back still?"
He heard, Redaxtil.
While talking about a Harry Potter movie:
She said, "The Goblet of Fire"
He heard, The job of a fireman.
One more for the "Do People Really Buy These?" file.
It looks like a medieval torture device for male genitals.
This one is rather self explanatory. "Buy Before You Die: Life Insurance."
Claire sent me these:
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Thanks for stopping by, see you tomorrow.
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