Monday, June 10, 2013

WHAT? I'm hungry....

Wanda is working a half day today so I'm writing half a blog. At the moment I'm trying to decide if it'll be the left half or the right half. As it's Monday I hope you all had a good week end. Honestly, I'm not sure where ours went. 

When you don't have anything to say you can always talk about the weather. Friday and Saturday it was 96 degrees, yesterday it was 68. This morning it's cloudy and raining. We had the AC on Saturday and a sweatshirt on last night. Global warming?

"Holly shouldn't have went" was a comment posted on Facebook. The person that left it should went back to school. 

Thinking about getting a new fridge we are (Yoda speak). I received an e mail from Samsung touting a new 31 cubic foot refrigerator. This one is so special it dispenses ice, water, and (get this) sparkling water. The price tag is about the same as a small car. In teeny tiny print at the bottom of the page. Actual size, 30.5 cubic feet.

THIRTY POINT FIVE CUBIC FEET.

Men, it's been said, are poor judges of size having been prone to exaggerate most of their lives. But I would like to know what gives Samsung the right to round UP? Would a 30 cubic foot refrigerator be bad? I guess it's our society, we covet bigger and think it means better.

News this morning tells me several things I want in my next house. Lots of closet and counter space, good neighbors, close to work, more than enough power and water, a garage that will house the cars, and privacy. Are they now building houses on the moon?

I'm happy our next door neighbor speaks some English and has a dog that craps on the other side of his house.

How to burn 100 quick calories says: Jump rope for ten minutes, ride a bike for twelve, and dance like a fool for eighteen. If I was fit enough to do these I wouldn't need to lose the hundred calories. It's frustrating thinking about the time and effort it takes to lose, and the ease to put it on.

I've gotten to the point that about 90% of the time I think before I eat. Damn, this doughnut looks great but thirty minutes of moderate exercise to work it off? I don't think so.

There's a doughnut at Dunkin' that has 550 calories. Eat one of those and you need to walk at a good pace for 2.5 hours. I can't find any stats on walking while you eat the doughnut.

I think I made my point.


Honey, your smokes blowin' in my face



You would think after all the time I've been posting the blog, I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS DAMN ISSUE!....The look of the post is off today, sorry.













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