Two Northern California teens drugged their parents so they could log onto the Internet.
According to reports, a 15-year-old and her friend drugged the girl’s parents by spiking milkshakes with prescription sleeping medication. The two told police they hatched the plan because they wanted to use the Internet, which the girl’s parents turned off daily at 10 p.m.
After waking, the suspicious parents purchased a drug test kit. They called police and the teen girls were taken to Juvenile Hall.
The initial computer search indicated the girls were playing Angry Birds and Draw Something. When pressed for details one said, "It's not fair, all our friends get to stay up 'till eleven on week ends. I knew we should have put more pills in the shakes."
Additional Internet sites discovered were, 'How to drug your parents', 'Fun with Lunesta', and 'Ambien, will it or won't it'?
In my ever continuing effort to enlighten and entertain. Coming all too soon to a TV network in your area:
If you love Politicians Polka, Cooking With Comedians, and Remembering Rehab, do not miss, Stars In Danger: The High Dive.
Watch "JWoww" from Jersey Shore, Tommy-"TwoTimes" Tescadero from Bars With Blight, and Morris Kline from Hasidic Ha-Ha, take to the high, the really high, diving board. These stars and more will compete in a series of Olympic-style-plunges, including solo and synchronized diving from a variety of heights. Be sure to tune in next Wednesday for all the fun.
When asked if she was afraid "JWow" said, "I spit in the face of danger. Not really, 'cause if I did on the way down it would maybe hit me in the face." Reminded that the high board was thirty feet above the water she said, "No shit? Who got me in this f-ing thing?"
Get the popcorn and set the DVR, you are in for a treat.
Here's another interesting piece of news.
A Kansas man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple after answering an online ad is fighting the state's efforts to suddenly force him to pay child support for the now 3-year-old girl, arguing that he and the women signed an agreement waiving all of his parental rights.
The case hinges on the fact that no doctors were used for the artificial insemination. The state argues that because he didn't work through a clinic or doctor, as required by state law, he can be held responsible for about $6,000 that the child's biological mother received through public assistance, as well as future child support.
A spokeswoman for the Kansas Department for Children and Families, said that when a single mother seeks benefits for a child, it's routine for the department to try to determine the child's paternity and require the father to make support payments to lessen the potential cost to taxpayers.
The 46-year-old Topeka resident, answered an online ad in 2009 from a local couple, who said they were seeking a sperm donor. After exchanging emails and meeting, the three signed an agreement relieving him of any financial or paternal responsibility.
But instead of working with a doctor the donor agreed to deliver a container with his sperm to the couple's home. The women successfully handled the artificial insemination themselves.
Late last year the women broke up and the mother received public assistance from the state to help care for the girl.
The Kansas Department for Children and Families filed a court petition asking that he be required to reimburse the state for the benefits and make future child support payments. He is asking that the case be dismissed, arguing that he's not legally the child's father, only a sperm donor.
Knock, knock, knock......"Who is it?"....."UPS, I have a delivery here, it's marked RUSH and I need someone to sign for it."....."OK, be right there, Sue can you get the door? I'm busy looking for the damn turkey baster."
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