A Nebraska man has been sentenced to six months in jail for his role in stabbing a woman so she could get out of going to a probation appointment.
Prosecutors say she asked him to stab her in the abdomen and shoulder so she could avoid going to a probation meeting because she needed time to "sober up."
During sentencing the judge said he couldn't believe "anybody can be that stupid."
Both the stabber and the stabee were sentenced to a year in jail......it should be more than enough time for her to get sober. However, the guy will come out of jail just as stupid as when he went in.
Damn it, I missed this and it sure seems like fun.
In honor of Detroit's American Coney Island restaurant’s 95th anniversary, the restaurant teamed up with a local radio station to host a hot-dog hoarding contest.
Nine hundred and fifty five hot dogs were dropped from a helicopter onto a local ball field. Once all one hundred and forty pounds of the processed meat hit the deck twenty five contestants pounced.
The person who stuffed the most dogs into their clothing in ninety five seconds was reward with a one thousand dollar prize.
The winner did not have to eat the hot dogs.
This from a case study done in India.
A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers 30 minutes before watching X-rated movies, according to a case study. The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of "severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.
It's not clear why he suffers the headaches. Now they'll spend more money trying to find the answer. Hey, how about this and it won't cost the tax payers a dime.....STOP WATCHING PORN.
And finally, what would a news day be without a good story about passing gas.
A New Jersey man is charged for threatening to shoot his farting neighbor.
The seventy two year old man is suspecting of pulling out a revolver and threatening his neighbor after he heard him pass gas in a lobby.
The suspect told police he wanted to put a hole in his head after he heard his neighbor and claimed it was the sound that bothered him.
The ongoing problem ended with the man charged with unlawful possession of a gun and aggravated assault.
The ongoing problem! It seems the old guy has been listening to his neighbor fart for some time and he finally snapped. Instead of the gun he should have used a can of air freshener. But wait, he said it was the sound that bothered him......hey, pull my finger. Strange, I would much rather hear the things than smell 'em.....oh well, to each his own.
Just another example of my entertainment and celebrity ignorance.
I saw a link on my news feed that read, cruise kid speaks out. I was curious because I enjoy cruising. The story was not about a cruise vacation. It was about Tom Cruise and his oldest son..... I should have known this break up will be in the news from now until next year.
A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers 30 minutes before watching X-rated movies, according to a case study. The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of "severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.
It's not clear why he suffers the headaches. Now they'll spend more money trying to find the answer. Hey, how about this and it won't cost the tax payers a dime.....STOP WATCHING PORN.
And finally, what would a news day be without a good story about passing gas.
A New Jersey man is charged for threatening to shoot his farting neighbor.
The seventy two year old man is suspecting of pulling out a revolver and threatening his neighbor after he heard him pass gas in a lobby.
The suspect told police he wanted to put a hole in his head after he heard his neighbor and claimed it was the sound that bothered him.
The ongoing problem ended with the man charged with unlawful possession of a gun and aggravated assault.
The ongoing problem! It seems the old guy has been listening to his neighbor fart for some time and he finally snapped. Instead of the gun he should have used a can of air freshener. But wait, he said it was the sound that bothered him......hey, pull my finger. Strange, I would much rather hear the things than smell 'em.....oh well, to each his own.
Just another example of my entertainment and celebrity ignorance.
I saw a link on my news feed that read, cruise kid speaks out. I was curious because I enjoy cruising. The story was not about a cruise vacation. It was about Tom Cruise and his oldest son..... I should have known this break up will be in the news from now until next year.
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