The street sweeper just came by the house. Our city truck has two rotating brushes in front, a large vacuum in the rear and it is loud. Steve The Cat hates it, is afraid of it, or both. Steve is alpha by default, the only male of the house. His first buddy was Larry, then Kirby, then Mickey. All males and all now in kitty haven. Three lady cats live here with Steve. If he wants to hide under the bed, or, anywhere else, it's OK with them.
The "curb painters" were here last week. The night before they will "be in the neighborhood painting" they tape a note on the front door. The instructions explain how "the city likes house numbers on the front curb." How much easier it is "for emergency vehicles to find your house." There is no charge for the service, BUT, a fifteen dollar donation is appreciated. The "painter" will collect when he is finished tomorrow. If you want the work, do nothing. If you do not want the work, tape the note to the curb in front. Pretty slick, don't you think.
You need to do something to do nothing. If I had to do something every time I wanted to do nothing I would be doing something all day long.
Who the hell is Kendra? All though I don't much care for the Comcast home page I use it. There are various offers that I would otherwise miss and it is our Internet provider. The Comcast home page is loaded with videos and gossip. Marriages, divorces, engagements, divorces, births, divorces, drug busts, divorces, drunk driving celebrity busts, divorces.
Today it's the DUI arrest of Rick Springfield. It seems I am slowly going into my second generation of "who the hell is that?" In addition to the Springfild story I have my choice of: Beyonce's Dress Way Too Tight, Driver Shows Tattoo At Beach, Lamas Weds For The Fifth Time, Kendra's Gassy Moment ( I'm really curious but not going to find out) and Ravens Dramatic Weight Loss. I know who Lamas is but I think the article is referring to Fernando's kid, because Fernando is dead.
Based on the coverage "Dancing With The Stars" must be a very popular TV show, I see a lot of references to it on Face Book and the Internet. A few days ago I asked Wanda if she knew Kendra since she was plastered on our home page, she didn't.
I put Kendra in my search box and went to the first entry. A celebrity, using the term loosely, gossip site. The top article was about a soon to be released video tape of her and current boyfriend, a professional football player. A fan comment below is in response to that article. I cleaned up the language but not grammar or spelling.
people need to just chill out and shut up about how discusted they are with Kendra. Her sex life and what she does in the bedroom with her boyfriend don't really matter. Everyone does some crazy @@@@ during sex. Who cares if they use protection or not. They know what they are doing. The women or mothers or people in general who posted how discusted they are and to call this woman a peice of trash just need to bite their tongue and shut the @@@@ up. This has nothing to do with her career. Most people also dont have their sex life posted all over the internet for people to scruinize.*
The article also described her relationship with Hugh Heffner who is 81 or 82. She was the youngest of his three girlfriends. They did not have sex (just writing it gives me the creeps) and "the girls" got an allowance of one thousand dollars a week. And I thought prostitution was illegal in California.
Hello I must be going,
I can not stay, I came to say, I must be going
I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going
Groucho Marx as Captain Jeffery Spaulding
She said, "A five star restaurant"
He heard, An inside restaurant.
She said, "Is this attached?"
He heard, Is this a cat?
and while looking for something to watch on television:
She said, "Do you want to watch Burn Notice?"
He heard, Do you want to watch Bull-nose?
(bull-nose is the curved tile that would be on the edge of a flat surface......about as interesting as watching paint dry.)
A real live hunter came in Wanda's office and told her he recently was hunting and "bagged an antelope." She said, "my husband just bagged two cantaloupe, which in my opinion is much more humane."
*I'm now going to scruinize the fridge to find dinner.
1 comment:
It seems the street sweeper got the dirt out of the way, to make sure the curb painters won't be bothered by them when they do their job. As for Steve the Cat's uneasiness with street sweepers, or anything else that is noisy, it's a good idea to put any pet that you may have in a quiet place once the street sweeper rolls along. Pets aren't used to such unnatural noises, so it's a good idea to take care of them when it happens.
Darryl Houssand @ Haaker Equipment Company
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