Nothing but a lazy day.........

I spell Wednesday, Wensday or occasionally, Whensday. I don't care about spelling the days of the week correctly. I use the spell check on everything else, I must. I'm so bad the spell check often pops up with, WHAT? I try to be accurate with grammar, punctuation and spelling but have my idea of week days.

Monday, is OK as is, I think of it as Mon-ey-day since it begins the work week.

Tuesday, should be Twosday since it's day two of the week.

Wednesday, should be Wensday or Whensday because it's the day when I wheel out the trash bins. It's also mid work week when it's all downhill to Saturday.

Thursday, this is our Trash Day which is always exciting. It was Circus Day on the Mickey Mouse Club.

Friday, should be Fryday. Lots of fried fish back when Catholic folks didn't eat meat on this day.

Saturday, this is OK too since it's a non work day. When asked what they did over the week end many can say, "I just sat around."

Sunday, also OK. Go out and get some sun at the beach or go on a picnic. Moneyday is going to be here very, very soon.

Today, Whensday is going to be lazy day. Every so often my mind is blank, well, lots of times it's blank but I can usually write. For some reason I feel like doing next to nothing. So, that is exactly what I am going to do. Now if I can find nothing I will get next to it.

I was watching a ballgame yesterday and saw a commercial for Viagra. One of the side effects mentioned was a sudden "loss of vision." I'm thinking that could be a problem.

Last night Wanda and I booked a short trip up to Reno. We'll take Amtrak up and back, about six and a half hours. We booked a spa suite at the El Dorado for two nights. The Arizona Diamondbacks AAA team plays there and maybe we'll take in a game. We haven't been to Reno in a number of years, it'll be fun.

At the Reno Car Museum

Counting down the days to a past cruise:

She said, "It's going to be single digits pretty soon."
He heard, It's going to be pulled by midgets pretty soon.

She said, "The towels are soaked."
He heard, There's a ton of soap.

Talking about daughter Jennifer and a TV show.

She said, "That's how she found out about the sushi place in Vancouver."
He heard, That's how she found out about the suitcase in the vancoaster.
(they don't all make sense I know but I tell 'em as I hear 'em)

She said, "I fixed my tea."
He heard "I picked my teeth."