Steve the Cat Finally Needs Me

Hi it is me, Steve the Cat.

In this picture I am leaning against Chuck and usually I would not be near him but he said he would help take my picture, it is a selfie.

I don't like him very much. He never takes me outside or plays with me like my Momma does.

He really should shower more often or use a better underarm deodorant.

I hope you all had a good evening.

I did.

Chuck and my Momma went to sleep early and Sparky and I had the house to ourselves.

That is always fun. 

I will not say what we get up to because he will see this and would probably install a web cam.

I will tell you that one of these days I fully expect Sparky will groom me.

The interloper Boots is still hanging around the back yard.

I know now that he is a he. Yesterday I saw him pee on the tire of the car across the street. He was not ladylike.

The other day Momma and Chuck watched the Minion movie which was a perfect choice for him.

The Minions do not speak English and he can't hear dialog anyway.

Matter of fact, he can't hear much. He says, "What?" a lot.

I watched him Swiffer the floor this morning. I wish he would not do that. I took a lot of time putting small play items just where I want them and then he moves them all.

I like to bat things around with my front feet and chase them.

I love my tinfoil ball and nip mouse.

Especially my nip mouse.

Now he is going outside to 'do some gardening.' I saw him getting tools and putting on his gloves.

All he will do is scare the birds.

Until next time, I'm Steve the Cat.

I eat, I sleep, I poop in a box.

Oh, and I am supposed to be on a diet.

partial repost from 7-13-15