"These Sandals Smell Great."

Exciting around here this morning.

The power company sent a letter that they were installing a new transformer between 9 a.m. and noon so we should all be prepared for an outage. Chuck ran around the house disconnected and turning electrical items off. He also called the alarm company.

At 9:30 we still had power so he called PG&E.

"Oh sorry, that was cancelled." 

So no new transformer? I hope the old one works good.

He called the alarm company back to tell them we would not have an outage. They told him something was wrong and asked him to test the system.

I really hate that loud horn. It is scary and hurts my ears.

After several phone calls he discovered there is nothing wrong with the alarm system.

So here you have two different examples of human type people unable to find their asses with both hands.

It's good to be the cat.

I take joy smelling shoes and do not worry about a thing.

I'm Steve the Cat.

I eat, I sleep, I poop in a box.