I'm disgusted with my home football team the Detroit Lions. Wanda and I were talking about football last night. We're both sick of overrated, overpaid, over animated (hey look at me) athletes. It may be time to find a new winter pastime. I'm thinking soccer, or bowling.
The new fridge was delivered yesterday. We replaced the stove about a year ago and the dishwasher is next. If these appliances last as long as the old ones Jennifer and Rebecca will decide their ultimate fate. Girls, do you hear me?
Those pesky perky San Francisco naked people are at it again. You may or may not remember that recently the city of San Francisco banned public nudity except for children under five. That in itself creeps me out. Why would anyone take their child out in public naked? And, how do they prove the kid is under five?
I don't make this stuff up, well OK sometimes I do.
Gypsy Taub, 44, plans to wed her 20-year-old fiancé (wow, I found the acute accent on this keyboard) Jaymz Smith during a naked wedding ceremony outside of City Hall. This will be very convenient for them both as the wedding is planned right after their arraignment from an earlier arrest for public nudity.
The wedding will be a family affair and Taub's daughter will be a flower girl, one of her son's a ring bearer (bear-er.....pretty cute) and the other will give his mom away.
Following the ceremony the wedding party will have a naked parade to the festive tunes of a local mariachi band. Hopefully the band will be clothed.
More than once I've mentioned my years growing up in the late 1960's and the Peace Love era. I'm all for people doing what they like as long as it isn't infringing on others. But I don't want a naked person sitting next to me on a city bus. And I certainly don't want to see a naked group wedding.
This right to be naked movement is a frigging waste of taxpayers money and city workers time.
A 78-year-old Sacramento, California man had his car stolen by a woman posing as a car wash employee.
He wasn't so concerned about the car as his wife's ashes in an urn locked in the trunk.
He stressed about the theft for almost a week when he got word the car was recovered and two people had been arrested.
The car and his wife were returned intact, sort of.
There is no information about why he was driving his wife around in his trunk.
For years people have been going to and celebrating ComicCon and Sci-FiCon. A new Con (short for convention) is happening just in time for the holidays, SantaCon.
SantaCon is an international bar crawl that takes place in hundreds of cities around the globe. Participants must be legal drinking age and dressed in Santa suits.
So, imagine the shock and surprise when youngsters witnessed eight to ten Santa's beating each other senseless on the snowy sidewalks of New York.
Police were alerted to the altercation but the Santa's fled, probably in their sleighs, before the cops arrived. The incident was partially caught on video. The Santa's were arguing about the quality of elf help this year and which was the best reindeer.
One Santa was heard to say, "Ever since that song Rudolph has had a swelled fucking head. He's a damn prima donna if you ask me."
No one felt qualified to talk about the "birds and bees."
Giant pandas in a Chinese breeding facility showed little interested in mating until shown panda porn videos.
Huang Mingxaing said. "Male pandas are often shown videos of giant pandas breeding because they have not had the chance to see members of their species have sex in the wild" ( he said it in Chinese).
Ke Lin, a 5-year-old, captive-breed female at the facility, was the first female to be trained using the videos. Huang said watching "panda porn" videos seemed to help Ke Lin mate naturally with male panda Yong Yong.
Hunag added, "Yong Yong had no trouble with his Ding Dong." (again in Chinese)
Anyone can make a mistake.
Washington State authorities are investigating an incident that happened at the fire training academy eight weeks ago when firefighters sprayed jet fuel instead of water on a fake airplane crash.
The mistake caused a huge fireball that one witness described as big. The massive mistake left two firefighters with minor burns.
The holiday season is in full swing so here's a warning if you feel depressed. It may be the food you're eating. According to an article in Live Science, there are three types of foods that may be having a negative effect on our emotions-refined grain, soft drinks and fast food. Really? If you're consuming lots of these it's no wonder you're depressed.
Nothing says Christmas like a Big Mac fries and a coke.
Speaking of Big Mac's a New York on-line magazine reports parents are naming their babies Cheese at a rapidly growing rate. The popularity of the name skyrocketed 450 percent in 2013.
Now to put it in perspective only nine babies were given that name this year. But when you consider that four million babies are born in America annually overall, the real number of babies named Cheese across the whole population might be about 72.
Cheese! Can you imagine growing up with this, how awful.
Cheese and Sausage sitting in a tree...You want that burger with Cheese?..Who cut the Cheese?..Hey, are you American or Swiss Cheese?
I wonder, would someone named Cheese have to move to Green Bay, Wisconsin?
And here are the top ten kitten names for 2013.
The females: Bella, Lucy, Kitty, Luna (we had a cat named Luna and one named LT for Luna Two) Chloe, Molly, Lilly, Sophie, Nala and Daisy.
The males: Oliver, Max (we had a Max) Tiger, Charlie (a great name) Simba, Milo, Smokey, Leo, Jack and Kitty.
Kitty is obviously a unisex name and not very imaginative.
But it's a hell of a lot better than Cheese.
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