Alec Baldwin Embarrasses New Wife.
Alec Baldwin Reveals Wife Hilaria's Butt During Cannes Red Carpet PDA-See the Pic!
First of all, no thanks. I don't care to see a picture of Hilaria's rear end. So why am I even writing about it? Hell if I know.
Maybe, like an astrological expression, my moons have aligned with Mars and Uranus (you know, of course, I just wanted to write Uranus) and they propelled me toward celebrity and stars? Or I was thinking about Wanda bringing old gossip magazines up to Nevada City? Whatever the reason, I plunged into my research with abandon.
While at a 2013 Cannes Film Festival photo shoot the 55-year-old actor picked up his pregnant wife for a kiss and accidentally revealed her butt in the process. He was going to kiss her ass? As I am not going to look at the picture, I can't tell you if it was underpants covered or a naked behind.
I think a 55-year-old man displays athleticism and physical conditioning when he can pick up his wife, to say nothing of getting her pregnant. Hilari has a great name; Halari, Hilari, Hilari is 29 and has some news of her own.
Halari, who has been teaching yoga since 2005, is being sued by a 32-year-old Yale Ph.D. candidate who sites an overcrowded class, her "negligence" and her request that students "perform a dangerous activity at a wall." (I just write 'em as I see 'em). He also says that he incurred "serious" and "severe" injuries as well as "emotional upset" from the class.
He's smart enough for post grad work at Yale but too stupid to realize how ridiculous the lawsuit is. Then again, she is the wife of a move and TV star.
Oh, oh, oh....I received an e-mail titled "How To Tell If A Skirts Too Short." Since we're on the subject of Hilari and her butt...
I just finished an article about how to have a successful garage sale. A few weeks ago Wanda and I went to a huge neighborhood yard/garage sale. There were over 100 homes involved and it was very crowded. Here are some tips from the "experts."
Know which days of the week, month, and year are most likely to attract shoppers: I have a hard time deciding what shirt I want to wear every day. I'm supposed to plan a garage sale a year or two in advance?
Give people a reason to attend: Advertise with ads in the paper and online. Make signs and print flyer's. Be sure not to spend more than you anticipate taking in.
Arrange items in a way that maximizes sales potential: Place big-ticket items closer to the street. Put clothing on hangers and on racks. Divide items into categories. Put things on tables or at eye level. Do not put out dirty or wrinkled clothing....Really?
Have enough money to make change: $75 in singles should do it. Always price items to sell, not too high.
They didn't mention the most important component of a successful garage sale, don't put out a bunch of crap.
I wish I'd thought to take a picture with my cell phone. At the neighborhood sale we saw someone trying to get a very large wooden patio chair into the back of a SMART car.
Gruesome. Pretty descriptive word don't you think? Appalling, grisly, horrendous, and horrible aren't good enough to describe an injury? I see gruesome used quite often now. Maybe I'm wrong but I think we're getting desensitized.
Police in Spain said they arrested a man accused of breaking into a fortune teller's home to recover $212,000 he paid for a love spell that didn't work.
The fortune teller left the premises a few hours prior to the break-in.
A Chicago man set a new world record by riding a Ferris wheel non-stop for 48 hours. The previous Guinness record for an amusement park ride was 30 hours and 35 seconds. When asked how it felt the man said, "Later...I need to find a bathroom."
Damn...I just bought new bowling shoes.
A man, whose name was not released (due to excessive stupidity) shot himself while bowling. Witnesses said the man was carrying a revolver in the pocket of his shorts and the weapon fired off a round when he struck himself in the leg with his bowling ball. His injuries were not considered life threatening (they were not gruesome), but he was taken to a local medical center as a precaution.
Unable to finish to game his team had to forfeit the match. "Next time I'll leave the gun in my bowling bag. The guys weren't happy about losing, they had to buy the beer."
Guns, bowling, and beer...who could ask for anything more!
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