Those of you that get the blog via e-mail, sorry. Yesterday I tried to include a video of the new Cars Land ride twice. It didn't transfer either time. You can do your own You Tube search or even better, go to Disneyland.
Before I forget I want to acknowledge a very important birthday. Valentines Day our RAV4.....RAVA2E, will be 5-years-old. The car has just over 50K miles on the odometer and we're counting on it being around for a long time. It's a good thing Wanda is an excellent driver.
I didn't watch the Grammy Awards, never have. For the most part, I don't know who the people are and I don't listen to music much. I'm a movie guy. Reading the news this morning I think I may have missed something?
CBS attempted to crack down on inappropriate outfits with a new dress code that outlined, in excruciating detail, what would be allowed. The code specifically banned "sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples"...guess a couple of well placed pasties would have been fine...and requested that "the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."...puffy? "OMG....I'm so sorry. I was excited I won and I started crying and my coochie just got puffy." They also asked that celebrities "avoid commercial identification of actual brand names on T-shirts."...Nike on the shoes was good but Wear Big Ass Hats on the shirt wasn't.
There's no way CBS or any other network is going to get these people to tone it down. The more exposure they have, the more exposure they get. Sex sells and lots of people watch just to see who wears what. I for one don't mind a breast nipple here and there but I draw the line at 'puffy'...I don't care to see 'puffy'.
And besides, who are they kidding, have you seen the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition?
It was a slow day at the office.
According to the San Francisco Examiner several workers at the PUC (Public Utilities Commission) are under investigation for using city computers to gamble and watch pornography. An unspecified number of supervisors and employees are suspected of the misdeeds... A worker who asked to remain anonymous said, "I overheard the guys saying they missed the Grammy show" One of the accused men claims he thought he was "doing his taxes" and wasn't aware he was on a gambling web site. "I mean, what's the big deal? It's not like we do much work around here anyway. We're responsible for clean water, so, you taste a little every few hours and that's the day."
She has to pee in what?
"Best In Show" is a very funny movie about show dogs and their people. The Westminster Dog Show final is tonight and a lucky pooch will be crowned the winner. We watch and enjoy it but like so many athletes and competitors, some of the dogs may be cheating. Rules and regulations ban the use of many things that may enhance the canines looks. No tattoos to a nose to make it more black. Braces on the dogs teeth are also banned. And along with steroids no cosmetic surgery of any sort is permitted...Cropping a Dobermans ears or docking a Schnauzers tail isn't cosmetic surgery?
Dog owners may not use "products that alter the natural color, texture, or body of the coat." No dye jobs but exotic fur styles are fine, as is the use of hairspray. I think the French Poodles would feel much better about themselves if these were banned. I don't care how tough that dog is, all those 'puffy' things look ridiculous...Again with the 'puffy'?
I just read Beyonce wants to give her baby daughter Blue Ivy a normal childhood with "sprinklers and...slumber parties." A good start would have been the kids name, ivy ain't blue lady, it's freakin' green. Oh, and the child's last name is Carter. Her daddy's last name is Z, where did the Carter come from?
If you just can't get enough quality television. Tune in to AMC this Thursday at 9:30 eastern time for the new offering, "Freakshow." According to the "owner" of the land based (Venice Beach, California) attraction, it's OK to stare. The hopes and dreams and trials and tribulations of this extended family of wondrous exhibitionists will play out live every week. See and meet the gang. Ali, the miniature woman; Goth fashioned Morgue who's bag of tricks include plunging a drill bit up his nose (the drills not attached); Marcus "The Creature" whose body is a canvas of tattoos and piercings; and George, who, at 7-feet-8-inches is the resident tall person.
I can't wait for this one. I love watching people stick things up their nose. Usually it's french fries but drill bits, how creative.
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