In The Aftermath Of Halloween.....

We only had a few trick or treat kids here last night. It's fine, more candy for me. 

There is more than enough bad news to go around so how about this:

Investigators in South Carolina say an argument over how long a woman had been in the shower led to a stabbing. Deputies found a 23-year-old victim with four puncture wounds to his back.

The victim said he was invited to his friends to watch football. He was stabbed after arguing with him about how long his girlfriend had been in the shower. The stabber, now charged with attempted murder, claims his actions were in self defense.

....."I invited him over to watch the game and he brought his girlfriend. I was OK with her in the shower but she used all the hot water."..... Which is a very good reason to kill someone. Especially on a laundry day.

A western Nebraska man is accused of disturbing the peace and assaulting his wife with a sandwich. According to the arrest affidavit the wife called 911 and reported he pushed her down and rubbed a sandwich in her face.

.....Court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunch meat and bread crumbs on a carpet outside the bedroom.

.....Investigators are still trying to determine if Mayo or Miracle Whip was used as a sandwich spread. The lead detective says "it will not alter the charges but it will settle a bet several of us have."

Police in Florida say they arrested a man accused of fighting with a restaurant manager after having sex with his date on a table. 

The manager called police after they were seen having sex in front of other patrons......I guess it's OK if the place isn't busy.

He said the couple stopped when he called police, but officers arrested the man for fighting with the manager and refusing to pay his $101 bill.

The couple were not charged for the alleged public sex because none of the other restaurant patrons wanted to write statements for police.

Remember "When Harry Met Sally"....."I'll have what she's having."

While talking about some plans for our recent two day cruise:

She said, "You know, on that two day cruise I think I'll live out of the suitcase."

He heard, You know, on that two day cruise I think we'll be out of toothpaste.

While watching the World Series:

She said, "Is Joe Torre still alive?" (ex N.Y. manager)
He heard, Is your toy still alive?  (I don't know? It's what I heard)

Heard while in the kitchen:

She said, "I soaked a dish."
He heard, I smoked a fish.

When in Vancouver:

She said, "I wonder if I should pay the tab?"
He heard, I wonder if I should catch a cab?

Have a wonderful day and week end, more in store on Monday.