The new part is ninety, the installation sixty. The total cost of the repair will be two hundred seventy dollars. Another two steps forward one step back, we paid off the RAV4 on the 18th.
.....They said, droppings, guess that makes the task a little easier?
The couple said their 10-year-old beagle Arnie downed most of a $300 cash wad while they were sleeping last month and they soon decided the only way to recoup their loss would be to collect the pieces of the money from the dogs droppings.
.....Again with the droppings.
They took the dog on extra walks and were "relentless" about collecting his dog doo......now it's doo.... in order to retrieve their cash.
The woman said she was delighted when Arnie assisted by vomiting up some of the scraps. "We found a pile of vomit, and I was like, 'Yes,'" she said.
.....Delighted? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Her father's wife and sister-in-law assisted with helping to piece the money back together after it had been cleaned.
.....Always nice when the family can get together for a project.
The story had a happy ending with their bank agreeing to replace the cash since they were able to piece the bills back together well enough to read the serial numbers.
Firefighters said it took them about 15 minutes to rescue a man whose head became lodged in a roadside trash can.
Responders arrived at the scene and cut through the trash receptacle to free the man, who eventually was treated for facial injuries.
.....One fireman said the man was saying something about people who had thrown out perfectly good dog crap.
People that should stop it now, or, cross your legs here comes daddy!
A British couple who just had their 16th child said they may not be finished having children. The 37 year-old woman, who first got pregnant at the age of 14, said she and her husband just brought newborn Casper home and may consider having even more children.
"I just love being a mummy. We're so lucky, I get very emotional when I see the children together. I know people stare. Some think they won't get the attention they need. They don't realize how dedicated we are. And maybe we'll be lucky enough to have more."
The couples children are 23, 18, 15, 13, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1, and finally newborn Casper about seven weeks ago.
The couple said they recently became grandparents when their 18 year old daughter had a baby of her own......What a feakin' surprise that is!
The family, which does not receive any government assistance, lives in a 9-bedroom house that formerly served as a nursing home and use a minibus to transport their brood. The parents said they spend about $400 on groceries each week.
I know I speak for Wanda too. I don't care if she loves being a "mummy", buy a damn doll. There are more than enough kids in the world already. Many of them could use a warm and loving home. How about we use them up before making more new ones!
I'm beginning to think these mechanical things talk to each other. "OK, yes I'm OK now, how about you break this month? Alarm to dryer and dishwasher, you two are next"
Wanda was flipping through the TV the other day and found "Ultra Cougars." If you don't know, a Cougar is an older woman who has a younger male what? partner? escort? sex toy? In this case the "Ultra" means these ladies are really old. One of the "featured" women was in her 70's and the guy was in his 20's. PLEASE.....yes I know sixty is the new forty and all. I'm also well aware of slimy men who date much younger girls (see, I said girls) but a 70 year old lady should be baking cookies.
And "Harold and Maude" is one of my all time favorite movies.
Sometimes you should just write it off:
A Florida family said they were able to recover $300 eaten by their beagle by collecting his droppings and washing the scraps of paper.
.....They said, droppings, guess that makes the task a little easier?
The couple said their 10-year-old beagle Arnie downed most of a $300 cash wad while they were sleeping last month and they soon decided the only way to recoup their loss would be to collect the pieces of the money from the dogs droppings.
.....Again with the droppings.
They took the dog on extra walks and were "relentless" about collecting his dog doo......now it's doo.... in order to retrieve their cash.
The woman said she was delighted when Arnie assisted by vomiting up some of the scraps. "We found a pile of vomit, and I was like, 'Yes,'" she said.
.....Delighted? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Her father's wife and sister-in-law assisted with helping to piece the money back together after it had been cleaned.
.....Always nice when the family can get together for a project.
The story had a happy ending with their bank agreeing to replace the cash since they were able to piece the bills back together well enough to read the serial numbers.
Firefighters said it took them about 15 minutes to rescue a man whose head became lodged in a roadside trash can.
Responders arrived at the scene and cut through the trash receptacle to free the man, who eventually was treated for facial injuries.
.....One fireman said the man was saying something about people who had thrown out perfectly good dog crap.
People that should stop it now, or, cross your legs here comes daddy!
A British couple who just had their 16th child said they may not be finished having children. The 37 year-old woman, who first got pregnant at the age of 14, said she and her husband just brought newborn Casper home and may consider having even more children.
"I just love being a mummy. We're so lucky, I get very emotional when I see the children together. I know people stare. Some think they won't get the attention they need. They don't realize how dedicated we are. And maybe we'll be lucky enough to have more."
The couples children are 23, 18, 15, 13, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1, and finally newborn Casper about seven weeks ago.
The couple said they recently became grandparents when their 18 year old daughter had a baby of her own......What a feakin' surprise that is!
The family, which does not receive any government assistance, lives in a 9-bedroom house that formerly served as a nursing home and use a minibus to transport their brood. The parents said they spend about $400 on groceries each week.
I know I speak for Wanda too. I don't care if she loves being a "mummy", buy a damn doll. There are more than enough kids in the world already. Many of them could use a warm and loving home. How about we use them up before making more new ones!
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