I can not get my rear end in gear.
We have about a quarter inch of milk and I don't feel like going up to Safeway. I have been sitting here for the past hour thinking about the milk. Either I go and enjoy the rest of the day, or, I think about it all afternoon, I'm going. No, I'm not.
Occasionally Wanda suffers from motion sickness. It's never been bad, she sailed back from Europe without incident. We have talked about a family cruise and I do not want to discourage anyone. I have one cousin who says she "gets seasick in the bathtub." There really is no way to tell how you'll react until you actually sail. There are lots of different things that can help if you do develop a problem. One of them is Quease Ease.
Quease Ease looks like a lipstick and is an inhaler. It's holistic aroma therapy. On our last cruise the first night out Wanda was getting a little "woozy." I saw an ad for the inhailer and thought it worth a try. I went down to the boutique for a tube and it worked. Getting ready for the train trip to Reno I went on-line this morning to order a new one.
Amazon has several ads for the stuff and one lists it as "NEW." This is something you stick in your nose. I doubt anyone would buy it used. If you are interested you can take a look at Quease Ease , it works.
The topic doesn't matter, the subject doesn't matter, whatever it is, someone, somewhere, will come up with some thing or some way to make some money.
Men who like to sag their jeans down low but fear they could end up around their ankles may be interested in new pants that snap to special boxer shorts for support and improved mobility.
Two brothers from Newark, New Jersey, unveiled Sagz Jeans this week. They noticed their teenage children's movement was hampered by the look, which came to prominence in 1990s hip-hop music videos.
"They're holding their pants up not being able to play sports, basically being unhealthy because of the attire they were wearing," one said.......WHAT???
His brother invented the concept and patented it in 2006 to give sag jean wearers a active lifestyle.......as if this is going to help.
The pants can be snapped to the waist-hugging underwear at three different heights allowing the wearer to show how low he can go without actually risking a wardrobe malfunction.
Why wasn't I the one to dream up Harry Potter? How come it wasn't me that introduced Face Book to the world? If I had only tried I could have written "Dinner For Schmucks" or "The Hangover." I bet I could do the voice of Dug the Dog on the Pixar movie "Up." Honestly, I know I could never have done any of these things. But, a better way to wear pants on the ground? I could have done that, I'm so glad I didn't.
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